Oulipost #14: Column Inches. Refer to the advertising section or the classifieds in your source newspaper. Create a poem by replacing all of the nouns in your chosen ad segment or classified listing with nouns from one article in the same newspaper. You may use multiple ads/classifieds, presented in the order of your choosing.
Painting by Life, the Neatness Extremist
Call and hire the neatest shaker
Who will transform your brain’s passions
Into the panic that you will be happy with
One miracle does it all!
Fast and reliable
Call Angkor Wat and get referred
To a mover today
Bomb, silk, treasures, wounds
Sourced from The Contra Costa Times, Bay Area News Group, April 14, 2014. (A New Finish Line, Bruce Newman plus 3 ads from the classifieds)